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  • La dREIARI 6:25 pm on February 13, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    How to get a Valentine’s in 5 easy Steps! 

    VALENTINE'S WILL YOU BE MINES?

    Valentines day oh Valentines day will you grant these leechorus (is that even a word) perverts a Valentine’s this year?Ohh no you won’t?..I guess I will have to aid them I guess huh?Well well you bastards Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and just what the hell are you doing Ehhh??Get out there and get yourself some damn chocolate you bastard!! >:O…Yes it Is I Megane~San who will give you the tips of  how to get your self a Valentine and guide that young creature into your lover’s embrace <33…Where you will enter the worlds of  lovers and become one like some freaky fusion like Dragon Ball Z or something..Yes Yes I will give you the Allure’s Charm and you only need to be level 20 to use it…But you have to have “Non creepy Otaku” skill equipped or else it won’t work!…So pause that gal game,Put down the PFP and stop eying that Figure cause I will show you how to get the opposite sex in this “HOW TO” guide on Valentines :3

     

    STEP ONE:BE ATTRACTIVE/MANLY

     

     

    Manly Man

     

    For starters you’ll have to be manly..As there is no way in hell you’ll ever get a woman with that flabby body of yours..You’ll need rugged good looks that’ll make women swoon at the sheer sight of your manliness..You’ll need a beard that rivals the manliest man of all men Chuck Norris…You’ll need a pocket with endless amount of disposible income as ladies happiness are not free.. You’ll need to have at least a eight pack abs..Instead of that six pack tucked away in the back of your fridge..That you drink to drown your sorrows away..You’ll also need to be brave as to fight of hordes of other male suiters who seem keen on getting with your woman of choice…You’ll also need allot of EXP  soo get to grinding those weak monsters and level up a little as you’ll need all of that for your latest conquest!

     

    Girly Girl

    As for the females looking for their male suiters….You’ll only need three things to get them into your clutches…..For One you’ll need Booobs ……Two you’ll kinda  Not wanna be a sexy trap…..As men do not like sexy traps once the clothes are off!!………And finally Three you’ll need to not be a manly girl as men need to be the alpha person..The person who controls everything..So make him a sammich or something and let him believe he’s controlling you as that is what guys like….Ohh yeah did I also forget you’ll also need to tell them how strong they are and how manly they are..As they worked soo hard trying to be manly for your sake why don’t you acknowledge that ehh?

     

     

    STEP TWO:RESCUE YOUR LOVER FROM SOME SORT OF PERIL!

    I'll Save you!!!

     

    Ok plan some kind of kidnapping..Pay off some random street hoods to snatch up your Valentine…Make sure they are the toughest of the toughest..The ones that’ll make a baby cry by just saying “Gooogooo Gaaagagaa”..Yes those kinds..The ones you’d avoid by taking the long way home cause you don’t even want to cross their paths…Yep yep….Make sure they kidnap you Valentine and begin the rescue promptly!!Make sure you make this rescue as flashy as ever..Make sure you attack the kidnappers with your very owned special attacks..And also make sure you shout them out when your doing them as to add to the effect of saving that special one!

    STEP THREE:MAKE CHOCOLATES FOR YOUR VALENTINES


    Trust me when you make Valentine’s day chocolate’s for your beloved its all the more sweeter as it comes from the heart..But screw that you can’t bake for shit anyway right..Just buy the crap at you local store or something along with a Teddybear and hand it off…You coming out of the pockets should enough right…

     
    STEP FOUR:ACT ALL TSUNDERE WHEN YOUR AROUND YOUR VALENTINES

    "It's n-n-not like I m-m-made it for you or anything"

    Tsundere is the most cutest of all traits…It is a sure fire way to win the heart of your Valentines..If my Valentines pulled a Taiga on me I’d sooo lose it….And that’s why you will need to study up on your various anime with characters with trait.First of all it’s the best trait to convey your utter love for that person…Starting off all TsunTsun……Then BAM!!!!! throw in a little DereDere to mix it all up..They’ll never know what hit them….This of course is a women’s secret weapon and can be used at all times..It can be turned on and off at a moments notice as if you have a split personality or something.Hmmm but what about the Guys?Can they not Be Tsundere as well…Can they not show their hot and cold love for their female Valentines??Fear not guys that trait is just as attractive in guys as it is in girls!

    Guys can be Tsundere as well..As I am a fine example of it..I don’t show my feelings much and I act all cold all the time but I will be lovey dovey with the one I like when the time calls for it hehe..Yes Guys You can hide your feelings all you want she’ll still know how much you love her,She’ll know that you secretly worship the ground she walks on as all tsundere’s do for their lovers…So act all TsunTsun for the sake of you love then throw in the DereDere but wait not that Dere save that for later will ya? .___.

     

    STEP FIVE:DESTROY ALL COMPETITION THAT DEARS GETS IN YOUR WAY OF EVERLASTING LOVE >:I

    He's Mine!

    How dare they have the audacity of even liking the same person that you love..Do they know nothing of the bond you and your Valentine created through the little time you had?You should erase them,let them cease to exist as they are just ruining your love with that special someone……Now I won’t tell what method you should use [cough,cough] kidnap them and hide their bodies..>_> Cause I wouldn’t know of such things hehe…And well if you can’t be with your valentines you then no one else should be ether right..As you and your Valentines are meant to be together forever and just why won’t

    Your mines and only mines .___.

    Anyone understand your plight?……Maybe you should erase your Valentine then He/she will forever be with you right?That seems like a brilliant plan no one will ever notice it was you that indeed killed them..You’d be the last person they’d expect that would do such a horrible vile thing!………..I only kid please don’t kill your Valentine as it is the wrong thing to do..Kill them when your married and on your last ropes of insanity and cannot understand why you like the bastard in the first place.And also decided to have a couple kids down the line and somehow can’t even find time to watch your favorite anime anymore.That’s the best time to kill them I believe…..Well I hope this guide helps each and everyone of you ronry bastards..I can say this cause I am ronry too ;A;..”Then Megane~San how will this work if it hasn’t for you?”……..T____T don’t question me you fools you know nothing of my work and shall continue to know nothing godammit!!!I’m ronry cause I choose to be this is my lifestyle choice ok and by under no circumstances will I stay a ronry otaku forever..It’s n-n-n-not like I want a valentines amyway >///>!!Ufff!!..I don’t care anyway it’s your choice if you want to use this guide..If you don’t want to try this guide then you shall be and forever will be

    ALONEZ FOREVAHZ

    Till then peeps Merry Christmas and Happy Kwanza!……….Wait wut?


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    • Dawn 10:06 pm on February 14, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Hahaha it was really funny xD I loved the part of the exp! Really! But grinding is tedious >.> xD Hahaha ’till Christmas 😀 Amazing desing! ❤

    • foshizzel 10:21 pm on February 14, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Nice post xD good stuff!

    • Bass 12:15 am on February 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Haha great stuff. I can vouch for #1, since I met mine at the gym.

      Btw, love the accompanying pics. Great choices

      • Megane~San 2:58 am on February 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Thanks..I searched the world for these pics glad you liked them..And glad you all liked the post :3

    • La dREIARI 1:54 am on January 30, 2014 Permalink | Reply

      Reblogged this on BakaGamerz.

  • La dREIARI 6:16 pm on February 13, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Dragon Ball   

    OH DEAR GOD NOT ANOTHER ONE!! :< 

    Fail Movie is Fail =/

    As if the first heap of trash  (Dragon Ball  Evolution) wasn’t enough They decide it’s ok to make a new one..As to pat their backs and say “The first one wasn’t bad at all,we just need to make a newer one and it’ll be better we know it!”…Seriously their making these movies to draw in the fans right?So why isn’t anything in that damn movie like what the fans remember it to be?..It just seems like they slapped the name Dragon ball  on it and hope the idiotic fans waste their cash to watch that sack of shit..When I saw  this (free of course on HBO) I somehow wanted my money back =/….This movie was horrible and when I mean horrible I mean horrible horrible..Not that horrible when you lose a limb or something..No no even worse than that ohh gawd I felt that my eyes were destroyed and the fact that I wear glasses only amplified the fact of the matter! :<..IF YOU HAVE ANY LOVE FOR YOUR BRAIN OR YOUR EYES DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE FOR THE SAKE OF THEM!!!:O

    New Goku apparently =/

    Now they’re “Trying” to reboot the movie series currently called  “Dragon Ball Reboot” .I mean it’s cool and all to make movies based off anime (always a bad idea >_>) but you have to pick and choose the ones that seem the easiest to recreate.Ones that need hi-speed fighting and massive powers and plantes blowing up is a bad one to recreate don’t ya think?..I mean taking a franchise and changing everything about is except the name is always a good idea right…I mean come on Goku as young horny highschool student trying to get some of that sweet sweet ChiChi ass is sooo much like how the anime was..Not to mention the absence of a certain no nose bald headed guy [coughs] Krillian! Ohh and instead of a great ape we get a werewolf >_>……

    This says it all =/

    I would love to believe that this new movie will be good..But I can’t it,will be bad..It was bad before they made it..It was bad when they heard of something called Dragon Balls and thought to themselves..”Now why would they make a cartoon about the balls of a Dragon?”..Yes it was bad then and it’s bad now…But any movie based of an anime will always be bad that is a blatent fact…About the only one I think that won’t be that horrible and might be half decent is the “Death Note Movie”…As that is about a guy writing in his diary about people he wants dead..That shouldn’t be to hard to create right..I hope they don’t fuck up that one..I mean the only way they’d mess that one up is if they casted Zack Efron as Light or something..Haha……………………. .____.

     
    • awsomejapan 6:50 pm on February 13, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Why, Just why!!!!!!!! Mabey just mabey it will be good (in my dreams) but anyway very good post @Megane~San (nice name mate) Made my LOL alot. One line i must high light is “Now why would they make a cartoon about the balls of a Dragon” ya why would they (ha ha ha).

      • Megane~San 7:00 pm on February 13, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Lol this movie will be bad hands down..I can feel it in my glasses!

        • awsomejapan 7:17 pm on February 13, 2011 Permalink

          You can feel it in your “Glasses”? OOOKKKK > well it lookes like your glasses are in good hands.

    • Aethri 7:10 pm on February 13, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Get me Kirisame-san! Let’s Master Spark this piece of crap. (Maybe mix in some of ‘Fantasy Heaven’ just for lulz)

    • ~shlong 7:22 pm on February 13, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      This truly does look like it’s going to be utter shite =w=;

      • awsomejapan 8:05 pm on February 13, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        oh man, i love they way you put “utter shit”. (man that made me LOL so much)

  • La dREIARI 12:59 am on February 7, 2011 Permalink | Reply  

    Still Working on Blogs,Watching Animu trying soo damn hard to catch up on some,Drawing stuff and working..hopefully I’ll get some new post done….BTW I love the way you set the site up man..Awesome!

     
    • awsomejapan 12:58 pm on February 7, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Don’t force your self mate! But it is good to see you doing this much hard work, to make the blog improve! ^_^ I will be posting soon as well!

      • Aethri 4:26 pm on February 7, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        (Are you on the internet at your work?)

        • awsomejapan 9:34 pm on February 7, 2011 Permalink

          I’m next door to a internet cafe, so i was able to comment. I have a bad headache, so i wont be posting today (I WILL BE A NEXT TIME MAKEING A PRIVATE PAGE FOR USE TO TALK ONTO, TO STOP ALL OUR BLABER POPING ON THE FRONT PAGE)

  • La dREIARI 5:44 pm on February 1, 2011 Permalink | Reply  

    Beelzebub and Baby PENIS!? 

    Beelzebub

    Ok so I’ve been watching this new anime called “Beelzebub for like a month now and I really like it..Like really like it yo!Since episode one I have been hooked it’s quite good actually..On par with most Shonen Jump animu.I’m expecting like 50+ episodes like your usual Shonen Jump anime of course

    Cast of Beelzebub

    So pretty much it falls into your typical category of shonen animu.. School[check], Comedy[check], Overpowered Protaganist[check], Constant action and fighting[check] and big breasted gal friend[CHECKMATO!!] …What really drives me so much to watch and like this anime is that it deals with those Yankee type characters..I dunno but I’m strangely attracted to them.Ever since I saw that wonderful anime called “Cromartie High” I’ved loved the deliquent,the troubled youths,those teenagers that looked to be at least 40 years old!..I really iz intrigue by them yo they iz fascinating..I mean look at some of the expressions the main character makes

    Ehhhhh???

    So this right here is the main character Tatsumi Oga..From the first ep I knew I was gonna love this guy yo..He’s soo bad ass..I mean look at his face doesn’t that just make you poop your pants? It sure as hell makes me wanna poop them :<..I mean anyone manly enough to carry around a naked baby and not be deemed a pedophile most be a raging bad ass right?This dude just kicks ass wherever he goes…

    Hmmm what now.That’s it right?…Ohh wait wait the plot of this anime almost forgot hehe..

    Son I am Proud

    So apparently the Demon King is soo important he can’t even take care of his own son…To busy with his life of fame and card games.So some sorry sap is stuck with his son..And that’s where our young sap Oga comes in..He is bestowed the task of raising this young baby as his own to rule and destroy the world!..Sounds fun I know but being the bad ass Oga is the baby took a liking to him and is forever attached to him,not wanting to leave his side for a second!

    Double Rainbow?

    So this is young Baby Beel..The young Demon King that will rule the world when he gets older..He’s good for crying,shocking people as he is Pikachu and do a little streaking…Yes he is the youngest nudist known to man..I mean come on I never read the manga,but at some point he has to wear diapers right..Till now he has been butt naked wit his baby balls all up in Oga’s face..Almost every scene you will see this babies ball..Maybe they should change his name to Baby Balls?Get it cause Beel could be balls?Hehe >_>..So does this make this a ecchi anime?..With all the nudity it should be right right? :<

    Soo cute :3

    But I digress he is a assisted by his noble and sappy friend Takayuki Furuichi..This guy is a real sap..At one point Furuichi was forced to house Alaindelon (A dimensional portal being thingy) into his home..Of course the reason for it was hilarious..Something involving someone taking someone’s manhood and someone needing to take responsibility ouo…

    DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!!!!

    I honestly see some Yaoi for these two..And I mean a hella lot for them..Like allot allot….Manly and Boy shipping Mmm..Ohh the fan fics the fangirls will produce..Pelvic thrusts!..Length grabbing?Kinky prostate probing ohh jeez….Those fujoshi will have a field day yes they will!………………Hmmm where was I Ohh yes the anime..I haven’t talked much about it huh?..Get used to this is what my blogs is like..Constant ramblings and mumblings like that dumb kid who finally knows something about something…Oh yeah the anime :I….

    A loving Family :3

    Even Oga was forced to house Hildegarde (the obligatory big breasted demon hottie)…It was stated to his parents that he got her pregnant with Baby Beel and most take care of his manly duties..I lol’d when I saw this scene such hilarity

    But seriously I’m tired of seeing baby penis…Look man look!

    Pedophiles look away or you'll be jailed :<

    I mean it supposed to look cute..But it’s quite distracting to say the least..@____@ very very distracting man I can’t stop staring at it..I’m not gay but cereally censor these..They censor boobs all the time why not these? :<

    I command you to WATCH THIS ANIME!!!!

    Well all in all my ramblings about this anime taught you allot yes?..Baby penis,demons that big boobed girl I just mentioned and stuff..Ohhh and Yaoi and stuff..Stay tuned for more of my ramblings yo

     
    • awsomejapan 7:17 pm on February 1, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Very funny post man. “Baby PENIS!?” LOLZ And it is good to see you posting! It looks like all these awesome posts are giving the blog, a good amount of daily hits! Will be makeing a new post by tomorrow at the latest.

    • Megane~San 10:35 pm on February 2, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Thanks I’m at least trying to do 4-5 post a week or soo..Hopefully I can keep this up

      • awsomejapan 11:04 pm on February 2, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Good on you mate, thanks for your hard work. I am trying at the moment to do a post a day or at least a post every 2 days. Do you have a good idea on how to get more people visiting the site?

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